GEORGE: (smiling) I'm on a winning ball club, Jerry. on her dance) and strutting in front of their store for two days. second MOONEY: You understand what we're talking about? George stands before Steinbrenner's desk, in his shirt-sleeves, nonchalantly NEWMAN: That he may be. Wilhelm walks away toward the door, leaving George looking crushed. a You own Putumayo. JERRY: Hi. Hethen heads for the changing room. ELAINE: (puzzled) You? Kramer rises (gleeful) These clotheswon't last five years without 'em. Jerry has just arrived and has presented Valerie with a floral bouquet. KRAMER: (triumph) Yesss! JERRY: Me neither. Jerry's dentist, Dr. Tim Whatley, has just finished the process of converting to Judaism, but is already making Jewish-themed jokes that make Jerry, who is Jewish, uncomfortable. It's my speed-dial, and I don't trust her. KRAMER: They're dessicates. I know a great store for hirachis. I owe you an apology, body-suit man. JERRY: Well, Mrs Hamilton, it's certainly nice that you and Valerie patched eating something. JERRY: Yeah, it got a good laugh. Newman sits at the table. by of only thing JERRY: Uh, good. As he does so, he notices button '07' on the speed-dial [Jerry's Apartment] GEORGE: (depressed) Feel like I can't do anything wrong. Written by: Jennifer Crittenden JERRY: Stop, stop. But he's outta my life, starting in the yeartwo-thousand. Newman I KRAMER: Oh, not a problem. →. VALERIE: Tell her I don't want you on her speed-dial. I work in fashion. ): Check that. everyday Kramer enters carrying more chairs. NEWMAN: That's good stuff, and you can never have too much ice. GEORGE: Huh, strawberries, anyone? ELAINE: Ah, this really sticks in my craw. in-excuse-a-bull. KRAMER: (whimper) Jerry? warm He picks it up to read the list of names on the speed-dial, and findshimself promoted to the '01' button. ELAINE: (tosses the hirachis onto the counter) Nothing. Drive. Jerry and George give Kramer a long look. Cinqo ELAINE: That place is about to have the sale of the century. You can sit on it, and rotate! I'd like to buy these hirachis. MRS HAMILTON: I'm sure she'll be along. Which would make your party, one year late, and thus, quite lame. JERRY: Really, why d'you think they're taking you out to lunch? JERRY: Hola. be You didn't have to do that. let Valerie and Mrs Hamilton are browsing theracks. JERRY: She knows about the speed-dial. MRS HAMILTON: (threatening) You just stay away from that phone. Elaine gets another of the folding chairs. feet in the soft-serve machine? [Jerry's Apartment] This is George Costanza.I fear no reprisal. on. ELAINE: What'd you have? GLADYS: Some of those are women's clothes. Last week after a preview, I yelled out 'Must miss'. off this (rising) Now, if you gentlemen'll excuse me, I'm not going to the gametoday, I'm gonna go outside and scalp some tickets. Episode #904 Originally Aired: … into ELAINE: (tosses the hirachis onto the counter) Nothing. VALERIE: No, still me. KOREN (O.C. MRS HAMILTON: Jerome, I have a deliciously naughty idea. Jerry picks up. The sound of a pricing gun can be heard. ELAINE: (puzzled) You? George is heard outside the door. MRS HAMILTON: Jerome, I have a deliciously naughty idea. VALERIE: Fine. Cinqo de Mayo. Newman's got the jump on theinvites, and will crush me if I try to go it alone! Will people JERRY: What is all this? George, you are looking at the new head scout ofthe New York Mets. (to Elaine) Yes? JERRY: Oh, Mrs Hamilton, this is a very bad time. ELAINE: (shouts) HEY!! (sits) I was trying tobuy these hirachis, right, and the saleswoman just completely ignored me. VALERIE: Uh, it's Valerie. cancellation in the mail. GEORGE: There was no meeting. game ELAINE: Okay, I need you to help me put Putumayo outta business. He then waddles away after Kramer. GEORGE: Of course. Jerry clicks. Breaks my heart Wilhelm walks away toward the door, leaving George looking crushed. Wilhelm and some others are sitting around the big table. It's of himselfand Jerry at a previous party, looking happy together. ELAINE: Hey, you know what? him, and Kramer exits to his apartment. The woman turns to face him. KRAMER: Oh, well I guess she found some place better to go. MOONEY: We couldn't say that, because even if we did... MINKLER: ...we couldn't say that we said it. WILHELM: (puts arm round George's shoulder) He's just being loyal to me, sir. Jerry does as he's told and sets off down the street. years?! It was the 20th episode of the eighth season and aired on May 1, 1997. and Episode Number: 154Original Air Date: May 01, 1997, Written by: Jennifer CrittendenDirected by: Andy Ackerman, Guest Cast:Lauren Graham (Valerie)Louan Gideon (Mrs. Hamilton)Victoria Mahoney (Gladys)Michael Laskin (Minkler)Bruce Jarchow (Mooney)Maria Cina (Saleswoman)Steve Koren (Himself). Elaine is examining some sort offootwear, while behind the counter Gladys is on the phone. KRAMER: (crumpling a piece of paper) I don't wanna exclude anybody. JERRY: After two dates! You all stink. STEINBRENNER: Hey, how 'bout some lunch. They'll be alright. Barnes and Noble. In fact I enjoy being in the theatre cutup(?). feel so ashamed I even thought of it, huh. A woman climbs into the passenger side. VALERIE: (pointedly) Someplace nice this time? VALERIE: I'll tell you what's up. party. GEORGE: (playing it cool) I'm still here. Kramer has arrived and is holding his invitation. Mets. GEORGE: What number? NEWMAN: To the Newmanniun! NEWMAN: (smug) As a matter of fact, I did. What number did you dial? MRS HAMILTON: Don't be such a child, Jerome. good GEORGE: ...meet the Mets. KRAMER: You know, in the year two-thousand, we'll all be on speed-dial. JERRY: (to himself) Still a rip-off. (raises her foot so her new hirachis can be seen) Cinqode Mayo! needed. display case. I'm having a New This is George ELAINE: (neutral) Alright. buy these hirachis, right, and the saleswoman just completely ignored He looks down at the speed-dial and sees button '07' now marked 'JANE', marked 'JERRY'. in an Jerry does as he's told and sets off down the street. Elaine hands her invite to Kramer. GEORGE: (pleased) I know. VALERIE: I'll tell you what's up. Steve Koren is commentating. the New York Mets. think that nerve disease of his was contagious, do you? MOONEY: We're *not* talking. Jerry leaps to his feet as Mrs Hamilton goes for her phone. Because she is going to miss the party of alifetime. scout of MINKLER: George, we'll be blunt. Uh, I better take 'emoff. Dustin Hoffman/Anne Bancroft scenes in The Graduate.) Steve Koren (Himself) George looks stunned as he realises he's not going to be fired. You gotta spend New Year's nineteen ninety-nine with me andJerry. hour. WILHELM: (singing) Meet the Mets, meet the Mets. KRAMER: Hi, I'm H.E. You, just lost acustomer. brains. KRAMER: (worked up) Well, what am I gonna do? leaning out of the car window, with a megaphone. Wilhelm looks disturbed by George's actions. You can co-host the party with me, under one condition. GEORGE: Never thought I'd fail at failing. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! George enters, looking pleased with himself. Jerry and George give Kramer a long look. NEWMAN: (thoughtful) What kind? close to Jerry, and as she speaks she puts an arm along the top of the 8.20 The Millennium George has taken one of the chairs, unfolded it, and is You own Putumayo. He's wearing a flesh-tone the ): Hello? blame George is sittingdown. Nothing overninety-nine cents. What're you doing here? KRAMER: You're not gonna see 'em. (handing over a glass) Have some NEWMAN: Well, it's her mistake. After all, they ended up in jail at the end of the series … Are these free? Alright, I'lltell you what I'll do. [Kramer's Apartment] There is a beep on Jerry's phone as another call comes in. KOREN (O.C. dinner, (reaches into bag) The moment she's gone, Jerry rushes over tothe phone. Because I'm tired of all your macho head games. MRS HAMILTON: It's taken me thirteen years to climb up to the top of thatspeed-dial, and I don't intend to lose my spot to you. Valerie gets up, stalks to the phone and sets about rejigging her speed-dial. the just have to think of a person, they'll be talking to you. GEORGE: So you're talking... Transcribed by: Juha Auvinen . George doesn't deserve any of the blamefor what happened in the parking lot today, sir. JERRY: Hi Valerie. He fetches another over-ripe strawberry from the bag, and drops it onto JERRY: Wow, poison control? Jerry clicks. People have theorized that the script … But fans are hitting back saying times were different when the show ran in 1989 to 1998. We're just, talking. (begins toleave). MINKLER: No, no. Valerie heads toward the door. party. STEINBRENNER: I heard what you did in the parking lot, big boy, and it isin-excuse-a-bull. of Elaine leaves, hurrying through the store with her face shielded again. JERRY: Yeah, it got a good laugh. KRAMER: (at the door) Well, those aren't for New Year's. Bruce Jarchow (Mooney) KRAMER: Patience. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! ELAINE: I got all this junk at Cinqo de Mayo, because I was trying to showPutumayo how much business they'd lost. [Valerie's Apartment] I dropped two spots. ): Alright, Yankees, two. wanna walk away from the Yankees with people saying 'Wow! her STEINBRENNER: We wanna look to the future, we gotta tear down the past. JERRY: Oh my God! I won't do it without you. KRAMER: Cubed. KRAMER: No, no. JERRY: Oh, that's interesting, because as everyone knows, since there was noyear zero, the millennium doesn't begin until the year two-thousand and one.Which would make your party, one year late, and thus, quite lame. VALERIE: Tell her I don't want you on her speed-dial. Jerry opens it to reveal Newman. MRS HAMILTON: (conspiratorial) Alright. his feet up on the back of the couch, hands behind his head. But he's outta my life, starting in the year the today, I'm gonna go outside and scalp some tickets. GLADYS: I own this store. JERRY: So you want to go out in a final blaze of incompetence? Jerry and George stood talking. GLADYS: Do you need some help with something? KRAMER: (holds up some small white sachets) I took these out of every behind Jerry. Number one!! KRAMER: Oh, well I guess she found some place better to go. his error. GLADYS: Listen, I'll call you back. his on you. There is a beep on Jerry's phone as another call comes in. (nostalgic) Remember that summer at Dairy Queen where I cooled 1 min read, gs: Rena Sofer (Mary Anne) Melinda Clarke (Alex) Chaim Jeraffi (Jiffy Dump Guy) Sonya Eddy (Rebecca) Barry Kramer (Bag Guy) Elayn Taylor (Book Fan) Paige Moss (Girl) Viola Kates Simpson (Old Woman) Jack Riley (Rider) Bunny Summers (Rider) Earl Carroll (Rider) Norman Brenner (Rider), gs: Lauren Graham (Valerie) Louan Gideon (Valerie's Mother) Victoria Mahoney (Gladys) Michael Laskin (Minkler) Bruce Jarchow (Mooney) Maria Cina (Saleswoman) Steve Koren (Himself) Wayne Knight (Newman) Richard Herd (Wilhelm) Elaine gets bad service at a clothing store, so she begins shopping at another similar, See all 179 posts JERRY: Some of us. KRAMER: Can do. How's number three sound? JERRY: It's Jerry. Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man, with little-girl legs. feel of their condiments, of their unmentionables, you know, the real Putumayo outta business and make Cinqo de Mayo numero uno... de Mayo. He's wearing a flesh-tonebody-stocking. Apparently, he's a bit bashful, and oddly, no-one seems upset. KATYA: In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. GEORGE: Oh, yes. VOICE (O.C. George is driving his car in a circle in the parking lot. NEWMAN: You just got it? Elaine leaves, hurrying through the store with her face shielded again. ELAINE: Uhm, I just have a question. ELAINE: No you don't. Kramer, Kramer, wait a minute. BabeRuth was nothing more than a fat old man, with little-girl legs. But when Jerry takes over the top spot, Valerie's step mother steps in demanding that … STEINBRENNER: Wilhelm, you're fired. Doyou still have that pricing-gun? For me, the next millennium must be, Jerry-free! I already packed up my desk, sir. KRAMER: (pleading) Elaine, you can't go to Newman's Newmanniun. MINKLER: Now, unfortunately, league rules prevent us from making you an offerwhile you're still under contract. should pull. His face twitches as he realiseshis error. Kramer props the chairs up against a wall. He then waddles away after Kramer. There's a lotta chairs and balloons in my apartment.How 'bout I make it up to you with dinner? for what happened in the parking lot today, sir. Pennypacker. Mrs Hamilton comes over to the counter, takes a chip, dips on ribbons. KRAMER: Hmm-mmm. FAN: Hey, body-suit man. dessicate falls from his sleeve into the dip. (he stands to reveal he's wearing baseballpants) Lou Gehrig's pants. Pennypacker. Inside a store full of ethnic merchandise. NEWMAN: Cancel! Then break to continue their I ordered George to drive around insulting GEORGE: Alright. MRS HAMILTON: I won't tell if you don't. JERRY: I don't mind the Mayans. KRAMER: Yeah. Mrs Hamilton leans back on the couch beside Jerry. I used to be seven. Ooh, NEWMAN: Hello Jerry. KRAMER: You know, in the year two-thousand, we'll all be on speed-dial. WILHELM: Wait, wait, Mr Steinbrenner. GEORGE: So, you need me to get fired. Mrs Hamilton is pouring out Now that guy (to Elaine) Yes? Now that guy gotcanned!'. GEORGE: (agitated) He's lying, sir! GEORGE: Ehh. A few episodes later in the … MRS HAMILTON: Two... JERRY: Uh, well, she uh, probably just wanted to be able to keep tabs What're you going for? I mean, the dinner,and the play, and the hansom cab ride. KRAMER: Deal? (removes the pants to reveal his But only if you're off hers. those clothes'll be noticeably musty in five years. WILHELM: I wanted to get fired. I've got Valerie on the otherline. Through the window, Elaine can be seen outside. He's not streaking. GEORGE: (jokingly) You are still paying for this lunch? VALERIE: I'm gonna go put these in some water. Or is this mouth-vacuum thing for real? on to The fans gather round, making positive noises. KRAMER: So Jerry, my millennium party's really coming together. upset. JERRY: Hello? ELAINE: You have screwed me again, Pennypacker! KRAMER: They're dessicates. I can be outta here in anhour. I mean, without dessicates, my d'you ninety-nine cents. I'll GEORGE: Sorry I'm late, but look what I found in the Yankee Hall of Pridedisplay case. KRAMER: (to Jerry and George) Hey, it's Newman. front of the jersey leaving a pulpy stain. "The Millennium" is the 154th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. I get a call this morning from one of the Mets It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and was directed … JERRY: She knows about the speed-dial. (to 'mental phone') Hey, Jerry sits by the phone, lifts the receiver You'lljust have to think of a person, they'll be talking to you. JERRY: By the way Newman, I'm just curious. MRS HAMILTON: I won't, until she puts me back on hers. JERRY: But I can't help thinking that maybe there's someone in your life GLADYS: Yeah. a 'mental KRAMER: (pleading) Elaine, you can't go to Newman's Newmanniun. GEORGE: Alright. I'll tell mean VALERIE: My stepmother got to you, didn't she? Gladys comes out behind the counter. (waves) Season 8 of Seinfeld aired from September 19, 1996 to May 15, 1997. Valerie leaves to the kitchen(?). boxers) Unless you own both stores. Victoria Mahoney (Gladys) got the KRAMER: (swung by Jerry's argument) You're right. (holds out his hand). Come on in and greet the Mets. goes on for a couple of seconds, and then the gun is dropped. GEORGE: Oh, yes. JERRY: No... VALERIE: Great. Maria Cina (Saleswoman) (handing over a glass) Have some wine,Jerome. Valerie is sitting by her phone, having just finished some adjustment. 's up? ELAINE: Yeah. I ordered George to drive around insulting peopletoday. lifetime. a Someone you've known, you know, more than a week. Directed by: Andy Ackerman Mr Wilhelm That's it! KRAMER: You think people will still be using napkins in the year two-thousand? WILHELM: No, no. GLADYS: (into phone) So? I feel all dried-out inside. JERRY: Yeah, this speed-dial's like a relationship barometer. KRAMER: No, Jerry. That, that was really funny. Year's Eve JERRY: Aww! EPISODE GUIDE from Jerry Seinfeld: The Entire Domain by Kathleen Tracy. GEORGE: (depressed) Feel like I can't do anything wrong. He slaps palms with George, who doesn't look especially pleased by the As she goes, Jerry sits beside the phone. on the He's my buddy. KRAMER: (agitated) I mean, it's killing me! Jerry clicks. Transcribed by Brian Dickson on Nov. 27, 2002. KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, I know. He fetches another over-ripe strawberry from the bag, and drops it onto thefront of the jersey leaving a pulpy stain. clipboard. JERRY: (rising) I had like a so-so date with Valerie, now I'm number nine KRAMER: L'Occupado. (claps hands) Yeah, now things are starting to snowball, huh. New Year's Eve nineteen ninety-nine. This isn't right. Gladys is behind the counter. things up, so we could all get together like this. Orioles, nothing. JERRY: So, George... sir. Newman! that overlooks Times Square, and I booked Christopher Cross. KRAMER: (reads) Come celebrate the millennium, with Newmanniun. KRAMER: Yeah, I'm gonna keep these here too, huh? KRAMER: Well, I just got your invitation to the Newmanniun party. VALERIE: Uuh, I can't believe she did this again. GLADYS: (into phone) I know, the margaritas in that place are so strong. GEORGE: (agitated) He's lying, sir! Seinfeld, you magnificent bastard! KRAMER: Well, I just got your invitation to the Newmanniun party. You can sit on it, and rotate! GLADYS: I'm Gladys Mayo. George stares at Wilhelm in disbelief. Ooh,juicy this time of year. Hang on. into the dessicate-laced dip and eats it. I invest [Putumayo] (leaving) Yeah, Marcellino, he turned me JERRY: Oh, that's interesting, because as everyone knows, since there You didn't have to do that. (heads toward the door)Owner's box, that's gotta bring in forty bucks, no problem. (gets one of the folding chairs) But it JERRY: No. JERRY: Ah, no wonder we're getting so much rain. The millennium. It lands I just got Jerry and Valerie are sitting on the couch, eating popcorn. I put a deposit down on that revolving restaurantthat overlooks Times Square, and I booked Christopher Cross. me. able to breathe underwater in the year two-thousand? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! attractive, so strong, so comedic. MRS HAMILTON: I don't feel well at all. VALERIE: Who's this? (he stands to reveal he's wearing baseball ): Check that. Wilhelm and some others are sitting around the big table. Elaine stalks to the door, but ruins her exit by trying to push open a about Ah, what MRS HAMILTON: Seven, four... Valerie and Mrs Hamilton sit on the couch. Jerry presses the '07' button, without looking. What're you doing here? did you JERRY: Hang on. JERRY: Oh my God, George! Opposite him are two guys from the Mets. KRAMER: So Jerry, my millennium party's really coming together. JERRY: So? (to himself) Maybe a nicer girl called. Then, a be-suited Kramer is pushed Production. Suddenly, customer. "The Millennium" (May 1, 1997) SUMMARY Elaine gets bad service at a clothing store, so she begins shopping at a similar, … ELAINE: What?! Drive. KRAMER: What? I got over two hundred foldingchairs, and quite a bit of ice. Kramer clutches the photo to his chest, and flops back onto the mattress. JERRY: Oh, hi Valerie. Outside the door, Elaine peers in for a doing, Newman? NEWMAN: I have done nothing unethical. ELAINE: (neutral) Okay. Kramer exits. I already packed up my desk, sir. There's a lotta chairs and balloons in my apartment. Then, a be-suited Kramer is pushed intosight. Mrs Hamilton is programming her phone. JERRY: Really, why d'you think they're taking you out to lunch? Seinfeld's character's age is never explicitly revealed however He is supposed to be the same age as George since they went to high school and graduated at the same time. Michael Laskin (Minkler) we think that someone might be you. minor celebrity. (removes the pants to reveal his boxers)Big Stein can't be flopping and twitching. She begins to leave, slowly. JERRY: What're you doing with a pricing-gun? Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Kramer sits at the table with his clipboard. ELAINE: (following Kramer to the door) Okay. Where is Valerie? What number did you dial? GEORGE: (playing it cool) I'm still here. Jerry presses the '07' button, without looking. speed-dial completely! What're you going for? to That, that was really funny. Elaine enters, throws her bag on the table. Newman sent me an invitation already, to his party. 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