F.D. Proud of it. I might as well kill two birds with one stone. I haven't always been a good kid. Yakko: Ahem. Blah, blah, blah. Yes, ma'am. Rise and shine, little guy. You're right. Just because he's different. What was the pirate's name in Treasure lsland, Bart Simpson? Add page description. Back to the forecastle of the Pequod. I thank you. The granddaddy of them all. Is it ready? A couple more games and I'll hit the books. The Simpsons S2E1 - English Transcript. I need one more day to study, Lord. I don't know why I should care... but the information that you just received is erroneous. Did I mention it was written by Robert Louis Stevenson? Back Homer. Yes, ma'am. Relax, man. Cowabunga! Oh, dear, I've heard of this. Bart, no more interruptions during Martin's book report. Never have I seen a more noble thing than you, brother. Walk away. It isn't that simple. Lisa: I agree with Bart. Okay, don't panic. (Pushes Yakko) Minerva: Bart, if you only take my advice once in your natural life, take it now. Bleech! Bart tries to study for an important test while outside the rest of Sprinfield celebrates the snow The famous defeat to the French. Bart, there will be no more further interruptions during Martin's book report. The name of the book that I read was Treasure Island. Bart, I warned you. 0:11. Bart failed his last four exams in History. Stay away! Why does he keep failing? As God is my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! ", That from that equal creation, they derive rights--. After dinner, it's down to business. A House pardon bill now has 85 Republican co-sponsors. Marge, get me another beer. Wake up, Bart. And you owe him big. The capsules are the heart of the archive. Tip: Highlight text to annotate itX. I really am a failure. As emotionally crippling as it may be, my recommendation is for Bart to... repeat the fourth grade. (Looks around, then continues walking forward) Wake up and look at the snow. That's closed too. This is the end of the road. Gorilla the Conqueror. You reached the level of ungrateful grandchild. No? My speed with numbers, my years as a hall monitor... my prize-winning dioramas, they mean nothing to them? You made the job pretty easy. Good morning, world! I heard that, Bart Jr. Well, maybe just one more hour. Who cares about some test? Blackbeard, Captain Nemo, Captain Hook, Bluebeard. NASA’s ratings as well as their funding is going down the toilet, so they decide to find the everyman to send up into space to get more viewers. The Simpsons S2E1 - English Transcript. Such an obscure reference deserves an extra point. I passed! This test is worse than Milhouse's! I really tried! Look at my eyes. To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman. I was never one to back away from a snowball fight. Louisiana. I don't know. Then perhaps you'll tell us the name of the pirate. Life's too short! I do not care who kills who. He's pathetic. Look, John Hancock's writing his name in the snow! I need your help. Lisa: I'll make it, Mom. Otto, I respect you. Time to hit the books. I hate that icky soup skin. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. Padz, which is a parody of the reality show MTV Cribs, takes its … Lucky guess. Transcripts » TV Show Transcripts » S » The Simpsons "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. It's only fair. My Bart is Lost. I mean, think about it: Homer in space. 7F03: Bart Gets An F 7F04: Treehouse Of Horror 7F05: Dancin' Homer 7F06: Bart The Daredevil 7F07: Bart Vs. Thanksgiving 7F08: Dead Putting Society 7F09: Itchy And Scratchy And Marge 7F10: Bart Gets Hit By A Car 7F11: One Fish Two Fish Blowfish Blue Fish 7F12: The Way We Was 7F13: Homer V Lisa 8 Commandment 7F14: Bart's Dog Gets An F From now on, you sit in the back row. 14 – Bart Gets an F by Steven Sklansky Well its is the start of season 2 of the Simpsons and episode 1 is called Bart Gets an F. Find out what the school is planning on doing with Bart if he can’t pass the forth grade. Soup's on! Sit down. I think you're on the mend. I'm sorry, Bart. Never have I seen a more noble thing than you, brother. You covered up my paper! I think you're on the mend. The screams, the humiliation, the fact that it wasn't me! If not, at least you'll be bigger than the other kids. You can't hold me back! Bart: Yes, ma'am. You're just a late bloomer. Never have I seen a more noble thing than you, brother. The old Martin no longer exists. Crisis brings out the best in you. I got held back in the fourth grade. Mrs. Krabappel: What's the matter? The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening that started in 1989, and is still running as of 2017, making it the longest running animated sitcom. 1 view. Take. And the nuclear power plant. Yes. I know. Mrs. Krabappel: Are you aware that there is a major exam tomorrow on colonial America? Yes, ma'am. Geeks sit in the front. I want a beer while I'm caring. Look, John Hancock's writing his name in the snow! Twitter Facebook Analog Indulgence 186 views. Last night, you prayed for this. We have to clean up this room. REP. BART GORDON (D), TENNESSEE: It looks to me like the government has gotten the cops and robbers confused here. Questions? No. Soon you'll be ready to try it with a real book. (hands her the test). This is got to build up a lot of good jokes, and it does. Bart: Mermaids don't have huge butts! This is not for you! From now on, you sit in the back row. The first Congress faced a difficult job. Is this a book report or a witch hunt? Remember to take a break if your arms go numb! Bart catches a three-eyed fish (named Blinky) in the river by the power plant and it makes headlines.State nuclear inspectors find numerous safety violations, and order Mr. Burns to fix them OR ELSE the plant will be closed down. So what's in your head? For Bart episodes. You're saying-- A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has more chances than you. I hereby declare this day to be Snow Day... the funnest day in the history of Springfield! Hand me your paper. Granny's kissing me! Everyone else in the class has shown some improvement. I passed! Bart Simpson? Blah, blah, blah. Help me get a passing grade. Let's have a look at your study area. He's Bill. Thanking you in advance, your pal, Bart Simpson. Sorry, I can't do it on purpose. Come on, fellows, to the arcade! September in Springfield. [Mrs. Krabappel skims through the history textbook]. On September 15, 1620, separatists from the Church of England... some living in Holland, left Plymouth, England. I was re-watching my favorite episodes yesterday, and decided to … The show was created by Matt Groening (who also made Life in Hell, and later Futurama and Disenchantment), and is considered one of … It's about these pirates... with patches over their eyes and shiny gold teeth. Nothing. The Crepes of Wrath The Crepes of Wrath is the eleventh episode of The Simpsons first season. Bart is an underachiever, yet he seems to be.... One of his problems is a short attention span. Maybe one more dish. I got a D minus! Bart, no more interruptions during Martin's book report. It's Gorilla Week on Million Dollar Movie. I thought we had a deal. Now I drive the school bus! This is the final straw! I know it's asking a lot, but if anyone can do it, you can. So in conclusion, on a scale of 1 to 10... 10 being the highest, I the lowest, and 5 average, I give it... a 9. Do you want to be held back a grade? Did you read the book? How are you doing? I don't know who or what God is exactly. Oh, it's gonna be hell. I truly believed you were … Bart Attack He D'oh!-lested Me. Are you aware of that? Is this a book report or a witch hunt? All right, take one and pass the rest back. Okay. See the conviction? In class, the phrase ``repeat the fourth grade'' echos through Bart's head as he slips into a daydream. I-- (frowns into disgust) Kissed the teacher?! Deadly mothballs. I got a D minus! This page is the transcript for SMG4: Mario's Spicy Day .. A 12 on state capitals! Bart: (protesting) What? Well, that's just.... Oh, what a glorious day! Your third bowl. (spits it out in disgust), [The scene cuts to Homer tapping Bart's test on the refrigerator]. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. He doesn't care, Mom. (Bart smacks Minerva) Belle: MOANA! Mrs. Krabappel: Blablahblblah blahblahblablahblah? You need someone's help, but I don't know why that someone should be me. Temporary loss of vision? Mischief varies inversely with proximity to the authority figure. Class is over. Make it cappuccino chocolate fudge. It's the Bill and Marty Show. Tip: Highlight text to annotate itX. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. 1 view. Hurry up, or it'll get that skin. I got a test I'm not ready for. Bad Santa's Little Helper! Anything that'll cancel school. You let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus. The little tiger tries so hard. Bart Gets an F [] Mrs. Krabappel: Your grades have gotten steadily worse since the beginning of the term.Are you aware of that? I really tried. Sunny Acapulco. Hide! It won't be so bad. I promise! Mrs. Krabappel: Well, alright. This is a classic case of what laymen refer to as "fear of failure.". Sorry, I can't do it on purpose. Burns plans to run for governor, so that he can pass laws that will keep the plant open (by doing away with the regulations which are costing … What about that history test? Good morning, Bart. How is your dog? I heard that, Bart Jr. Whoa! Mischief varies inversely with proximity to the authority figure. It's so unfair. Did I mention it was written by Robert Louis Stevenson? Adrianna gets ungrounded for making a video out of davidcomedian1991 File:Adrianna Jumps Into Her Laptop And Gets Grounded File:Adrianna Kills The Bubble Guppies And Get Grounded Bart of the Cards Arc of Bart. Springfield schools will be closed! Now, for all you youngsters, here it is. And it’s especially seasons 4-7.) Sausgaelover 99,s favourtie TV show is The Simpsons Add a photo to this gallery But if I go to school tomorrow, I'll fail and be held back. It's a high F. Bart: (sobbing) Who am I kidding? But he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together. 1 editor. Did you know that there's a test on colonial America tomorrow? A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has more chances than you. Then perhaps you'll tell us the name of the pirate. Watch. Find an egghead and pump him for some answers. I haven't always been a good kid. Bart is an underachiever, yet he seems to be.... How should I put this? Come back, you're supposed to eat breakfast! Bluebeard? Then I'll sit down. He obviously got it wrong. Class is over. Wait, Lisa has some news. It is about a man named Homer and his family going through a long series of misadventures. I got a test I'm not ready for. Must. Damn thing never goes over, does it? Think, Simpson! Homer! To live. Lisa: I agree with Bart. Mrs. Krabappel: My God, Bart, you're right! We have to clean up this room. Why'd they leave England? Never have I seen a more noble thing than you, brother. You let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus. The Spirit of St. Louis. You can't hold me back. 1 Synopsis 2 Full Story 3 Broadcast History 3.1 United States 4 Behind the Laughter … 1 Contents 1.1 "Bart Gets an "F"" 1.2 "Simpson and Delilah" 1.3 "Treehouse of Horror" 1.4 "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish" 1.5 "Dancin' Homer" 1.6 "Dead Putting Society" 1.7 "Bart vs. Thanksgiving" 1.8 "Bart the Daredevil" 1.9 "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" 1.10 "Bart Gets Hit by a Car" 1.11 "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish" 1.12 "The Way We … I'll see you after class. Bart: (anxiously) You think you could grade it now, please? It's so unfair. You're right. [Marge murmurs with concern, end of at 1]. Mrs. Krabappel: (comforts Bart) There, there. As emotionally crippling as it might be, I'm afraid my recommendation is for Bart Simpson to... repeat the fourth grade. -- ``Bart Gets an F'' Bart trudges into school. No room is complete without plant life. Giant rats. That reminds me. To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman. 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